Sometimes, it becomes absolutely necessary to let some people know how you really feel about them.
I would like to dedicate the below feelings to all the people i hate and who have pissed me off, in one way or the other. Have Fun !!!
1. If there is anyone here whom I have not insulted, I beg his pardon.
2. I can’t believe that out of 10,000 sperm, you were the quickest.
3. It’d be a terrific innovation if`you could get your mind to stretch a little further than the next wisecrack.
4. If you arn’t popular get some friends from YOUR planet.
5. I’m sorry, i’m a little busy. Can i ignore you later?
6. Two-faced people are confusing, it’s hard to decide which side to slap first.
7. Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.
8. When your mom dropped you off at the school , she got a ticket for littering.
9. I heard you had a brain surgery… but the brain rejected you?
10. I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
11. I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
12. Don’t let you mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.
13. Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.
14. I have met a lot of hard boiled eggs in my time, but you’re twenty minutes.
15. If you’re gonna be two faced.. at least try to make one pretty.
16. If brains were taxed, you’d get a rebate.
17. Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
18. Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
19. Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you any worse advice.
And the best one is:
20. If you ever become a mother, will you donate one of the puppies?
